Crocodile Man

Crocodile Man
lyrics by Jason Amelio and Dan Flores
music by the Velveteen Band

“And now, a word from our sponsor.”

Who needs a hero when you’ve got Crocodile Man™?
The dawn of a new day is born.
Chances are zero when you fight Crocodile Man!
He’ll leave you defeated and torn!

He comes with a dog!
But just in case he eats that dog,
he comes with a box of mints!
He comes with a sword!
But just in case he eats that sword,
he still has a box of mints!

Run for the hills because here comes Crocodile Man,
and don’t say you haven’t been warned!
Doom and destruction will follow Crocodile Man!
Hell takes reptilian form!

(solo)

He comes with a clock!
He absolutely ate that clock,
and can’t tell what time it is!
He comes with some floss!
He absolutely needs that floss!
The flavor, of course, is mint!

La lada da.
Laddada da da da.
La da, dada da da mint!
(Crocodile Man! Crocodile Man!)

La lada da.
Laddada da da da.
La da, dada da da mint!
(Crocodile Man! Crocodile Man!)

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